"I just want to be inside you"
Yep, I've used that one too, when what I really want to say is "I'm not putting my tongue near that thing, it'd have my face off".

I've even pretended to lick, but just spat on my finger and wiggled away with that. She was too fat to see over her belly though, so got away with that one. Oh, the ming, it gives me chills to this very day.

As someone who really enjoys "eating out at the Y", I'm ashamed to think of how bad some of my conquests have been to put me off the fish supper.
Will it make me think first in future? No, of course not....
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:01, Reply)