My Ex
had one of those Greek style wedding rings (the type with 3 interwoven bands that move around each other).

Anyhow, one night she was giving me a bit of a hand-shandy, when all of a sudden I felt the most searing pain coming from down below.

The ring had caught my skin in it and with the hand movement, proceeded to rip an inch and a half of skin off of my skin-flute.

It fucking well hurt and bled for a few hours.

I still have the scar =(
( addickted has attained freedom, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:05, 2 replies)

Oh my.
ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch.
( admiral crunch holds the newsreader's nose squarely, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 14:18, closed)

oh my god
i was so shocked reading this i actually put my hand over my mouth
(kebabking - salad and garlic mayo pls, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:16, closed)