Quite dull, but...
...I was in my local back in the days before it had shut down and beer was affordable.

At the time I was shagging a somewhat famous British actors' grandaughter who lived a fair distance from me.

One night in the pub I get a text message asking for a picture of "junior patrick" (sadly, not quite the same size).

So, I duly toddle off to the bogs, sit down and start working him into a state where it would be worthy of taking the picture.

Once standing upright and in full glory, I take the picture, and send it over to her.

A few hours later, it's my round again, and so I go to the bar without my phone.

My cheeky fucking mate and his girlfriend decide to pick up my phone and go through my messages - and yep, there I was in full glory.

...which was then blue-toothed to all an sundry in the fucking pub.

Thanks mate, I owe you one.


Length, not quite a 'junior patrick' and small enough to be photographed in it's entiretly by a small camera phone :-(
(dchurch bah, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:10, 5 replies)

Well
you got him back by getting him suspended from the BBC didn't you? I'd say you were quits.
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:50, closed)

Eh?
Who was suspended?
(dchurch bah, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 15:59, closed)

Well, I thought
from the "shagging a famous actor's grand-daughter", you were a talentless, grubby, pikey-looking unfunny bag-head called Russell. My mistake, sorry!
(Rsoles, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 19:53, closed)

Ahh
I see.

No, it was a different famous actors' grandaughter, thankfully.
(dchurch bah, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:15, closed)

"junior patrick"
Coupling reference?
(jamesthegill opens new tabs with his scroll wheel, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 14:24, closed)