Back in my uni days...
...so sometime around 2003. I had only just discovered the joys of a broadband connection and unlimited surfing time (oh, the days of evenings-only dial-up!). The world of pr0n lay before me...thehun, kazaa and my trusty tube of vaseline were all I needed.

Until one fateful day, I ran out of vaseline. Now, being a *circumcised* lad, this pretty much rules out any kind of fun to be had. A last-minute resort (pretty japanese teen licking ladyboy ass kind of emergency) was to use a towel, but the friction burns were not the kind of warm fuzzy feeling one wanted.

Soooo...I improvised: shower gel. Now, as some of my fellow pork-jousters may realise, wanking with shower gel *outside* of a shower can be hazardous.

Briefly: If you leave it on overnight, skin starts peeling off.

So what did I do? Tried it again the very next morning.

Shower gel on raw skin? BAD MOVE
(Caveat Emptor, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 18:58, 1 reply)

circumcised
not sure i follow your logic fella, i too am circumcised and i dont feel the need to use vaseline or lubes on a regular basis while polishing my member ...

if you're really stuck, spit on your hand and use that, saliva is an awesome lube. you might need to reapply but it does the job - think about it, you dont use lube when you stick your cock in a girl's mouth and it still feels good, right? ;)
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:49, closed)