"proudest most impressive thing you've ever done with your penis"
I would love to see that QOTW. I've always imagined how cool it would be to have a penis. You could put it in places, like between the sofa cushions or in a jar or between the halves of a hot dog bun.

And I agree with you, despite being a girl.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 20:08, 3 replies)

Hahaha I used to do that when I was 14
Between the cushions, I mean. Having a penis is awesome sometimes.

Other times, like when you're passed out drunk and your mates superglue it to your thigh, are not so awesome.

Length? I'm being honest and saying "thigh" not "kneecap".
(Helixdaunting, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 0:21, closed)

webcomic of delight
there's a webcomic I'm trying to find - it's written by a female and she spends a day exploring what she'd do if she got a penis... I'll link it as soon as I find it - I think you'd like her style =)
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:42, closed)

Found it!
here we go ... assuming it lets me link =)

here we go: "super power"

www.webcomicsnation.com/erika/dar/series.php?view=archive&chapter=27832

and another fun one "shrinkage"

www.webcomicsnation.com/erika/dar/series.php?view=archive&chapter=31918
( Allisade would love to hear from you, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:48, closed)

Hahahahahaha
Very good :)
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 1:24, closed)