Not mine but still
I work in a real estate. One of our property officers, I shall call him Vasko, for all the usual reasons, had an interesting first day.

Interesting as in side splitting-ly funny for the rest of the office and a constant source of shame to him.

He went out with one of the sales guys to put up a sign in the window of an apartment. Whilst there he noted the hot girls sunbaking on the roof of the lower building next door and duly pointed them out to the sales guy.

So far so good, our office is a bit unconventional and we all like a good perv when the chance is offered.

The shaming part was when Vasko turned to the other guy and said

"So what do you reckon we whip 'em out and see who comes on the window first?"

To a senior staff member on his first day at a new job. When they got back to the office the story was duly related to everyone and has since been told to every new staff member on their first day.

I'm still wondering how and why he turned up for the second day, I couldn't have.

EDIT: I forgot to put in the sales guy's reply, which was

"Yeah, no one would know who did that- what with 2 big streaks of cum framing a (agency name) sign. Good idea Vasko."
(misskitty reeks of sex and turpentine; laudanum afternoons, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 2:43, 2 replies)

My God
that sounds like something I'd do.

*click*
( SpankyHanky, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 20:15, closed)

My God
that sounds like something I've done

*Click*
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:27, closed)