Getting it stuck!
Back in the days of discovering masturbation and wanking in the bath (Not done anymore due to the pube mess it seems to leave) I discovered my mum had bought some pound land shampoo and whilst washing I notived it had a wider than average neck.

When your younger you get the fascination of holding the bottle underwater so it glugs and fills up with water, then you squeeze it out.

You can see where this was going, I pushed all the water and stuck it on me ol' chappy and let go.

It got stuck, then boner hit it got wedged.

I couldnt get that fucker off for love nor money, after 30 minutes of prunie panic I decided I better ask mum for assistance.

I legged it into the front room in tears with a shampoo bottle wedged on my cock. It took what felt like hours to get off. What makes it worse is my cousin had stopped by for tea.

16 years on, Im still not allowed to forget it.
(zenzeypher, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 10:55, 1 reply)

We've all been there!
Think how much you will laugh if and when you have a son and he comes running down with a household object attached to his chap.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:44, closed)