Bloody cock
I did something shameful to another mans penis once. Indirectly.

My mate phoned me one night to tell me he had snapped his banjo string* whilst shagging. He had heard - rightly - that it had happened to me a few months earlier (I told everyone, rite of passage thing, plus, lots of blood - good story) and he didnt know what to do. He was in a mild panic, and not a small amount of pain.

I'm still sorry Mike for doing this, but I told him to immediately dunk it in very salty water.

I can imagine the look on his face now. I know its not a medically bad thing to do, but my god it must have hurt.

(Ironically, when it happened to me, I never felt a thing).

*thin line of skin attaching foreskin to penis at the back. If it wasnt for this, your entire skin would unravel and possibly fall off the body. It's very important. Occasionally is damaged during sex and due to increased bloodflow at the time, bleeds a fucking lot.
( I have run out of coke is a little sweaty, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:24, 4 replies)

hahahaha
you bastard! :D
(jlkgjsfhoj, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:32, closed)

You are a bad man
Have a click.
(kitescreech still here, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 11:46, closed)

Haha!
Should have said "vinegar" though...
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:31, closed)

Truly Evil
The work of the evil genius! Click!
( DavyBoyInGravyJoy Grey Goose Vodka on Ice, nothing finer, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:46, closed)