I killed a duck today....
I didnt mean to, I was driving into work, when I passed a farm and saw the little chap waddle out into the road.
I slowed down (I was only doing 30 anyway), but I thought for some reason he would run back from whence he had come when he'd seen me.
Only he didnt and by the time I realised what his plans were he had met with an unpleasant end on the front spoiler of my car.

I would like to point out at this juncture that I've never killed anything that I wasnt intending to eat, and I feel *really* ashamed right now.

I have a penis, by the way.. it just wasnt involved in this particular death
(Vic Flange, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:25, 4 replies)

*screams and points*
DUCK KILLER!
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:43, closed)

Injured duck?
As everyone should know - What do you use to patch up an injured duck?


Duck tape.
(uk_viper stopped lurking on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:57, closed)

Duck tales
I too killed a duck recently with my car. I mourn for the little bugger.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:59, closed)

You think that's bad?
Look what his mate might have done...

The first case of homosexual necrophilia in the
mallard Anas platyrhynchos
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:18, closed)