if that's true
then that's thoroughly good work, sir. i applaud you for your efforts.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 12:34, 1 reply)

i married the first sister (i'll call her anal),
divorcer her 12 years later and lived with the other sister (i'll call her oral)for 16 years.

Now back with the first one.

15 years after we split up she had to have a complete hysterectomy, everything out. (Let me just say that during our previous time together she was always a "snug" fit.)In doing so, the surgeon had to make her remaining cavity about 2" shorter and about 1" narrower (inside circumference).

As my rather coarse brother commented when informed of this "must be like fucking an 11 year old boy while squeezing his arse cheeks together"

While I have no personal knowledge of such an act, I imagine that yes, that's what it is like.
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:02, closed)

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I rather like the cut of your rather coarse brother's jib.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:52, closed)