Penis Pen
Once I thought it'd be funny to take the ink bit out of a biro and try to slide it down my japseye to make my dick into a pen. Cue much pain and a little bit of blood coming out next time I did a wee.
( Mr. Jack cracked the elite b3ta inner circle on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:27, 5 replies)

aaaagh no
needs a "I REALLY REALLY DONT LIKE THIS AAAGH YOU MADE ME FLAP MY HANDS AROUND LIKE A POOF" button.
( fross Read your email on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:48, closed)

There IS an 'I like this' for replies though.
Consider yourself clicked!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:26, closed)

Uh
My urethra hurts now.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 13:58, closed)

Nope.
No. I didn't read that, therefore it never happened.

Good. I'm glad that never happened.
( Moey, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:08, closed)

so...
did it work or what?
( bigshape like a glove!, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:12, closed)