Innocent
When I was about 7 or 8 we went on a family holiday to Menorca. One night my brother (18 months older than me) and I were ready for bed but started mucking around with my dad's camera. For some reason (i've no idea why) we thought it would be fun to take photographs of each others' pee-pees.
My dad didn't think it was quite so much fun when, a couple of weeks later, he went to pick up the holiday snaps from Boots and was promptly invited back to the police station to "have a chat" about the disturbing images they had developed. 20 odd years later, I wonder if that's still on his record somewhere?
(jonfish, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:37, 4 replies)

Poor, poor man
Christ, imagine trying to talk your way out of that one....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:44, closed)

Haha!
Getting your dad a record as a nonce.

I hope he can see the funny side of it now.
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:47, closed)

He laughs about it
whilst trying to avoid getting shanked in the exercise yard.....

D Wing - the home of comedy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 14:51, closed)

I'm trying to think of a John Cooper Clarke joke here
But so far all I've come up with is
"Taking pics of little boys' dicks while getting your kicks in Menorca".

Can someone help me out?


I did see J.C. live once, but I had been drinking heavily all day and I was feeling a bit Beasley Street by that point.
(Helixdaunting, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 4:14, closed)