Putting it in a man.
Which would be fine and all, but I don't consider myself gay.

In that, I don't fancy men.

At all.
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:40, 6 replies)

Methinks
The lady doth protest too much!

*unzips*

*smiles*

*brushes hair*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:44, closed)

It's not gay if you do it in the dark.
True story, I read it on the internet.
(WANKERTRON you say "prick", I say "wanker", Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:46, closed)

i thought
it only counted as teh gay if you pushed back?
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 15:47, closed)

My brother's best mate
spend a few years in Strangeways (I think) for manslaughter.

According to 'Hawkeye':

1) You're only gay if you say yes - but also, somewhat incongruously
2) You're not a man 'til you've had a man.

Never quite got that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:00, closed)

Now you've got me singing
"You're nobody till somebody bums you..."
(Rakky (forgot her password) The muffin maverick, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 17:37, closed)

Was it an accident and if it was........
How?
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:53, closed)