Berocca Piss?
I suggested my mate tried Berocca, gave him a tube and told him to enjoy

He had a couple of glasses of the stuff and then wasn't in the next day, he started the day by having a massive green neon piss and then made an appointment with his Doctor for 9am to check that his lad wasn't infected

The doctor found it was all ok but due to the panic suggested he went to the local clinic for a SDI test

I told him Berocca does that after he told me about a bloke there scraping the inside of his cock with a small metal cocktail umbrella

Oh how we laughed, well he didn't laugh too much to be honest, you would have thought he'd learn from the Asparagus incident but that I will post later
(wifebeater Funkier than a BinBag of Affro's, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 16:36, 2 replies)

Its not actually
a metal cocktail umbrella. Its just a tiny swab, about the size of the 0 on your keyboard, on the end of a plastic bit about the width of the I
(Dr Zoidberg is going for a scuttle, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 18:31, closed)

It
just FEELS like an industrial sized bog-clearing drain rod.

I imagine.
(Rsoles, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 19:38, closed)