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I think I might have posted this before under some other heading, but my memory is many things, sketchy being one...

anyway...


A long time ago and old friend of mine by the name of Podge was just a wee boy and full of the wonders of the world was he.

Young Podge recieved an invite to his cousins place in the countryside for a week and this filled his little nine year old head and heart with glee and would be a nice change from the urban life he knew.

So it was with an excited air of anticipation that the short panted Podge began his sabatical on the cousins farm. Now Podge's cousin Alan, was a slightly bigger boy of about twelve and in Podges view he was the most worldy chap upon whom he had ever come across. He could catch rabbits, knew how to fish and seemed to know a lot about this sex stuff that Podge had been begining himself to become more aware of though not so clued into during his current life phase.

So it came to pass that the two lads were up in the top field tending to the new calfs and providing feed for the cows. Podge was a bit fascinated at the little calves and their eagerness at the udder and as they suckled away as nature intended a wry grin fell upon Alans face...


... "Ere Podge, watch this" he said, undoing his trousers while simultaneaously sequestering a calf from it's mother... Not yet being well acquainted with the pleasures that moist organic cavities can bestow to a resourceful young mans tadger Podge could only look on in some confusion as Alan presented his ill intended sausage to the wee calf in place of its mothers teat....

Some more research on the project would have served Alan well as calves are not noted for their gentle bedroom manner.

As soon as the Alans wee prick came within sight of the lunch expectant calf its first action was to bite on then deliver a good firm tug followed by a sudden upward headbut into the 'udder' to get the 'milk' flowing... the udder in this case being Alans bollocks...

Alan screamed , Podge laughed and the story has I'm sure been told many times since...

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(The Cats Twat, Fri 13 Mar 2009, 23:22, 1 reply)

Mucho Clickio.

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