And on the subject of wanking
I was doing a cleaning session on my computer last night as it started to get really slow, and so I decided to delete stuff to make it speedier. Cue me finding a load of old filthy stuff that I had acquired over the years, including quite a few pictures taken of my darling ex girlfriend. Who was, and still is, fairly hot.

And who also left me a broken shell of a man (well, that and the drinking) for a very long time until I got my shit together. Anyway. I sat there looking at all these pics and reliving the memories evoked by them.

Cue the shame.

I had a wank over them.

It was probably the best wank I've had since 2007.

Apologies for shortness this time, thats not usually like me.
(Ghost Atreides enjoying incontestable health benefits on, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 21:03, 6 replies)

Can we've a look please mate?
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Sat 14 Mar 2009, 22:50, closed)

Nothing wrong with that.
Some of the best wanks come (ahem) from the memories of exes. The pictures and videos, and sound recordings, help too...
(UXB you said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 0:35, closed)

Pics or GTFO!
So where are they?

Share the love, man!
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Sun 15 Mar 2009, 13:16, closed)

Pictures
Or it didn't happen.

You know the drill.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:01, closed)

Yeah,
Make us a MONTAGE.
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 18:13, closed)

I want
the pictures.


GIVE ME THE PICTURES!

*unzips*

*smiles*

*brushes hair*
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 1:10, closed)