Wipage
I don't feel ashamed telling anyone this, in fact I feel a certain pride.

About seven years ago, after drinking a heinous amount in the Leicester (luckily, it's the only time I've ever been there), I decided to wipe my man-snake on the driver's side door handle of a car.

But this wasn't just any car, it was a Ferrari. And it wasn't just any Ferrari - it belonged to Robbie Savage.

*Cue rough tackle jokes*
(commodore69 loves big butts, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 17:05, 3 replies)

How could you tell it was his?
Was he in it at the time?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 15 Mar 2009, 22:49, closed)

Haha
That's brilliant, and I'd totally do it if I got the chance.

Surely Robbie Savage must be the result of a possible answer to this question? My team played Derby earlier this season and even his own fans dislike him, it's amazing.
(Dizzy Steinway, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:31, closed)

I would have kept it in my trousers
Imagine how many other men have done that (or worse) to Robbie Savage's door handles.
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 9:27, closed)