One I heard working at Tesco while at college
Lou: Did you hear about Craig the checkout manager?
Maxi: No?
Lou: Hes been going to the doctor because his penis was bright orange.
Maxi: Bright orange?
Lou: Yep, bright orange. He went back for some test results yesterday.
Maxi: Was it anything serious?
Lou: Well, no. They couldn't find anything medically wrong with him. The doctor asked him about his "habits" and it turns out that he has been eating wotsits while watching porn every evening...
Maxi: *Almost falls over with laughter*
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 12:13, 2 replies)

I have read this before.

( idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 19:35, closed)

Old joke

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:01, closed)