Ode to My Cock
My constant companion,
My friend to the end,
My flesh coloured banyan,
Complete with bell end,

I've put him up Marilyn,
And in a Louise,
I've rubbed him on Carolyn,
And dipped him in cheese,

I've slid him in Sharon,
He's spewed on her boobs,
He's diddled a Karen,
Without using lubes,

He's been sat on by Ruth,
And rodgered by Jean,
He's even been let loose,
To deflower a teen,

Even when shrinking,
My pink veiny cane,
Does all of my thinking,
Instead of my brain
( SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:32, 11 replies)

Jean?
That French bloke?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:44, closed)

You're right, mate
that was a bit of artistic license.

Never done a Jean... she actually admitted her name was Steve, and when she took her skirt off she had the biggest set of testicles in the world, ever.

God, I hit the jackpot that night.

Yay, me...
( SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:48, closed)

*guffaws*
.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:04, closed)

I'm getting funny looks now,
because I just laughed like a mong at work because of that reply!
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:26, closed)

always good to see a bit of poetry
Well done!

*click*
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:47, closed)

haha
superb! yet another click for you this week
(Fluffy_Giblets, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:53, closed)

Fucking ace!
*clicks*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, closed)

Best poem ever
click for that, mate
(Errin C, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, closed)

Well
like every man I've ever met, you certainly love your willy. Have a *clicky* for making me giggle.
(Grrrrr Tigers, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:31, closed)

Oh, this is fucking beautiful.
Winner, right here.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:12, closed)

You are a man of many talents, Mr Spanky
All of them seem to envolve your cock, but a man of many talents no less.

*clicks*
(Save Us All !!!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 17:14, closed)