Well...
I was in Portugal on holiday, and this couple went out to get pissed, leaving their daughter in their room...
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45, 10 replies)

oh dear
you bastard





have a click
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48, closed)

Why thank you.
But the shame will follow me to my grave.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, closed)

Please tell me you've got pictures
I really could do with some new wank material.


*click*
( SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51, closed)

Er...
I had some.
But the police took 'em and made 'em into posters.
( Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:58, closed)

*reports to the Sun*
*collects reward*

*goes on holiday to Portugal with the kids*
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03, closed)

Click....
But you're a bad, bad man....
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04, closed)

Clicky
Love it ........ Not as much as she did though.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:22, closed)

I wonder
when Maddy jokes will get old.

Not today! *click*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:23, closed)

A long, long time
after she lost the chance to!
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:27, closed)

this is
the winner.
(Mr.Dog was in love again on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22, closed)