The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis
Confess. Female b3tans may need to improvise.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 12:13)
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Well...
I was in Portugal on holiday, and this couple went out to get pissed, leaving their daughter in their room...
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Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:45,
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oh dear
you bastard
have a click
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TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:48,
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Why thank you.
But the shame will follow me to my grave.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51,
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Please tell me you've got pictures
I really could do with some new wank material.
*click*
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SpankyHanky, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:51,
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Er...
I had some.
But the police took 'em and made 'em into posters.
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Cawl, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:58,
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*reports to the Sun*
*collects reward*
*goes on holiday to Portugal with the kids*
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:03,
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Click....
But you're a bad, bad man....
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Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:04,
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Clicky
Love it ........ Not as much as she did though.
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SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:22,
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I wonder
when Maddy jokes will get old.
Not today! *click*
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 16:23,
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A long, long time
after she lost the chance to!
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uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 16:27,
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this is
the winner.
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Mr.Dog was in love again on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 18:22,
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