An England cricketer???
I imagine he fumbled round the crease for a short while before he blamed his early departure on a sticky wicket...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:15, 3 replies)

Ooof - good work sir
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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 12:44, closed)

Wonder if he
took a blow to the helmet?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:08, closed)

I just hope
he removed any pads before he got to work...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:18, closed)

Was he a quickie
and were his deliveries of a full length?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:25, closed)

Could've gone the other way
Had an innings of a couple of hours before retiering with cramp...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:27, closed)

Fuck!
If last weeks QOTW was "puns about cricket", I could have knocked off a quick half century...
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:27, closed)

Something something something googly something.
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(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 14:42, closed)

He showed Sparkie
his googlies and she smacked um into next week???
( SpankyHanky, Tue 17 Mar 2009, 15:04, closed)