my friend tells me
that he was the *only* boy who was circumcised in his high school in rural Appalachia. The other boys had never heard of the concept, and everyone thought he'd been in an accident - which naturally grew into a rumour that his whole penis had been cut off in an accident. So he was completely humiliated in the first couple of years, but in the final years as people started to become sexually active he had a certain rarity/curiosity value. He actually wrote a song about his experiences, which became pretty famous: 'The Rare Old Mountain Jew.'
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 2:40, 3 replies)

*CLICKS UNTIL I FAINTS*
brilliant.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:32, closed)

Love your work
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 8:56, closed)

Nicely
Done sir. Have a *click*
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