it's my 30th birthday today...
... so I'd say there's a fair to middling chance that my dad did the thing he was most ashamed of with his winkle about 30 years and 9 months ago.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:06, 8 replies)

Clever
I like that *clickety*
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:10, closed)

At first
I thought you were going to say that you stuck your cock in your birthday cake. Imagine my disappointment.
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:23, closed)

Happy
thirtieth!
Don't do anything with your penis that you might feel compelled to tell us about.
(w4I4q1O1 was hard at work on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:24, closed)

Well done on the big three zero, mate
Tis my 34th tomorrow, and I've got my fingers crossed for some high quality bum sex finishing with a nice facial. Sod the presents and the flowers. If you love someone say it with perverted sex acts.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:26, closed)

HaHa
Hope it's not a diary day.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:29, closed)

I like your attitude
I hope for your sake you get it!
(RVD420 has his world coming down on, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:20, closed)

It's my boyfriend's 34th birthday in a week...
...and I'm hoping for the same :)
(thatblokeoverthere not quite as much an arsehole as I thought, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:22, closed)

Horay!
Facials and bum sex all round!!!

That's what this great nation of ours was made on.
( SpankyHanky, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 13:34, closed)