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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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With your angry going to 11 like this I'm guessing
you're a bouncer?

What do you do to keep the sweat from pooling in those folds at the back of your neck?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:55, 2 replies)
You been wanking over my OkCupid profile again?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 0:59, closed)
I imagine he achieves this by not being a fat australian sex pest.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:02, closed)

What can one achieve by being a borderline-illiterate 'me-too'?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:03, closed)
Aren't you going to tell us?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:04, closed)

Did you just 'no u' me?
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:05, closed)
You were able to tell?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:07, closed)

no u
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:09, closed)
You'll never know unless you try.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:08, closed)
Awww, man you KNOW it's been my life's ambition to be a fat australian sex pest.
:(
sadtimes 2 Can.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:04, closed)

If you can transition from flipping burgers to flipping pawns, you can still live the dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:42, closed)
Nah, I'm not racist enough to be Australian.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 1:56, closed)

I find your crass generalisation regarding our antipodean brothers more than a little bit racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:00, closed)
I just can't bring myself to sit around in my pants, drunk and stoned going "Yeah Bruce, the problem with them fucking Abos is they don't WANT to work, 's' blokes like ME that MADE 'Straylia?".

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:07, closed)
I know what you mean
at least you guys get to sit back in your Burberry, sinking cans of Stella and whinging about how the pakis that run the off-license down the road took your jobs.
And the weather.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:16, closed)
I love the weather.
It keeps me in a job.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:31, closed)
You're a mackintosh and gumboot salesman?

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:34, closed)
Novelty umbrellas actually.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:35, closed)
Who exactly is it that I have pestered for sex.
Who. Exactly.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:12, closed)
What? I didn't say I was talking about you. 'Sweating like a fat Australian sex pest' is a popular British simile.
It certainly wasn't intended as a reference to your OKcupid profile
www.okcupid.com/profile/ringofyre/personality

As a matter of fact I think it's great that you're so sex-driven. Good for you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:21, closed)
Truly a British phrase
"sex pest".
Says a lot about you guys actually.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:33, closed)
That we're too polite to call someone a potential rapist to their face?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 2:37, closed)
Yes 2can - you're all too polite.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:20, closed)
Oh, and I suppose it's not rude to ignore people?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 22:44, closed)
Actually Ringo, the fact that you Aussies had to invent the phrase 'turkey slap'
Shows that it must happen in Australia often enough that it needs a name.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:29, closed)
Oh touche
Plummie, touche.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 19:29, closed)

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