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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Well I'm certainly relieved that there's been no internet drama overnight.
That would be a pretty tragic way to warm up for the festive season.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:59, 23 replies)
I proper need a shit but I'm on the bus and it's vibrating and making my innards feel all bothersome :(

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:09, closed)
Are you in the provinces?
All the buses stink of shit there so you might as well let one out between the seats.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:11, closed)
internetz drama is well LOL
as we all know.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:15, closed)
I'm pretty certain a few people have me on ignore.
Do you think I need to start a thread about it? I wouldn't want to be the odd one out or owt.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:17, closed)
I know for certain that I have you on 2.0
But I'm not the type to bang on about it.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:22, closed)
I definitely don't care about this.
I don't care about it to such an extent that I am going to go on and on and on and on about how much I don't care for the next three or four hours rather than enjoying the Christmas holiday. That'll show everybody.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:24, closed)
I couldn't give a hoot
So I'm going to construct a dissertation on the subject, where I carefully deconstruct the narrative function of lol 2.0 and its application in reconfiguring traditional notions of irony in the postmodern.

Just to prove that I dinnae gie a fuck, ken?
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:26, closed)
Whoa. That's some hardcore lack of interest.

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:46, closed)
That whole dichotomous shizzle really puts lead in my pencil, you know?

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:49, closed)
I would like to join in this thread to add my indifference to it.

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(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)
AB and his wife, yesterday:

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:31, closed)
The old ones are the best.

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:50, closed)
Except when it comes to Ringofyre's wife.

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:24, closed)
Are you suggesting that Ringofyre's wife doesn't fancy him because he's old?

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:29, closed)
No, I'm saying that his wife is old and shit.

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:36, closed)
Ah now, she's clearly not got the sense to have sex with him.
Why else go on an internet dating site?
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:06, closed)
I love how you guys think about me when I'm not here - that's so thoughtful.

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:39, closed)
He never gets to be SlaveLeia :(

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:41, closed)
Oh crikey.
There's an image that's never going to leave.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:05, closed)
I've found the best way to deal with old matey is never to reply to him directly.
If you do reply to him, he'll get exactly what he wants: an opportunity to drag you down to his level and beat you to death with oblivious smug ignorance.
(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:37, closed)
That would require some effort on my part to remember which of the dreadful drearies is which.

(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:06, closed)

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