Well I'm certainly relieved that there's been no internet drama overnight.
That would be a pretty tragic way to warm up for the festive season.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 9:59, 23 replies)

I proper need a shit but I'm on the bus and it's vibrating and making my innards feel all bothersome :(

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:09, closed)

Are you in the provinces?
All the buses stink of shit there so you might as well let one out between the seats.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:11, closed)

internetz drama is well LOL
as we all know.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:15, closed)

I'm pretty certain a few people have me on ignore.
Do you think I need to start a thread about it? I wouldn't want to be the odd one out or owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:17, closed)

I know for certain that I have you on 2.0
But I'm not the type to bang on about it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:22, closed)

I definitely don't care about this.
I don't care about it to such an extent that I am going to go on and on and on and on about how much I don't care for the next three or four hours rather than enjoying the Christmas holiday. That'll show everybody.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:24, closed)

I couldn't give a hoot
So I'm going to construct a dissertation on the subject, where I carefully deconstruct the narrative function of lol 2.0 and its application in reconfiguring traditional notions of irony in the postmodern.

Just to prove that I dinnae gie a fuck, ken?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:26, closed)

Whoa. That's some hardcore lack of interest.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:46, closed)

That whole dichotomous shizzle really puts lead in my pencil, you know?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:49, closed)

I would like to join in this thread to add my indifference to it.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:20, closed)

SOUNDING THE INDIFFERENCE HORN, HERE

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)

FAT WIFE JOKE

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:26, closed)

AB and his wife, yesterday:

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:31, closed)

The old ones are the best.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 12:50, closed)

Except when it comes to Ringofyre's wife.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:24, closed)

Are you suggesting that Ringofyre's wife doesn't fancy him because he's old?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:29, closed)

No, I'm saying that his wife is old and shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 13:36, closed)

Ah now, she's clearly not got the sense to have sex with him.
Why else go on an internet dating site?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:06, closed)

I love how you guys think about me when I'm not here - that's so thoughtful.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 20:39, closed)

He never gets to be SlaveLeia :(

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:41, closed)

Oh crikey.
There's an image that's never going to leave.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:05, closed)

I've found the best way to deal with old matey is never to reply to him directly.
If you do reply to him, he'll get exactly what he wants: an opportunity to drag you down to his level and beat you to death with oblivious smug ignorance.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 14:37, closed)

That would require some effort on my part to remember which of the dreadful drearies is which.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 16:06, closed)