ReliefLast week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I just done a shit after three days of not having done a shit.(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:44,
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I BET THAT'S A RELIEF!(, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 10:46, closed)
OH MAN I THINK IT ACTUALLY FITS THE CURRENT QFTW AND EVERYTHING OR SOMETHING(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:08,
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I hope while you were thrutching you were sparing a thought for those with no bumholes(
CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:21,
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Haha. Imagine having no bumhole at Christmas.How can Santa give you special Christmas cuddles if you don't have a bumhole? You'd never get any presents.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 11:24,
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Do you reckon people with no bumholes order a 'Bottomless Coke' when they go to Nandos?(
Major Turd for tonight only, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 22:46,
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I get worried if I haven't had a shit for a day.Did a right cracker earlier; mostly lager and kebab.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Sat 22 Dec 2012, 17:14,
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fuck I get worriedIf I dont shit 3 times a day - that would class as constipation for me.
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I used to know someone who swore blind that he only shat once a week, in the football club's changing room.He thought it was perfectly normal.
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