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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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Getting on for 3 hours since Shambos last post!


My money is on a strangle wank too far, or his mum is making him tidy his room for Santa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:38, 16 replies)
My mum is strangle wanking Santa.
Don't distract her or it's no presents for anybody.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 10:44, closed)
Everybody relax.
She's finished.

Looks like Tamworth Snowdome in here.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 15:58, closed)
I imagined it'd be a quart of hot brandy butter

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:39, closed)
This has aroused me more than it perhaps should.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:09, closed)
What you spend your money on is of no interest to me, strangle wanks included.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:12, closed)
Boys gotta go
for a constipated strain at least every few days right?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:13, closed)
you are what's wrong with b3ta

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:41, closed)
I wholeheartedly support this statement

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 11:50, closed)

How can you say that when there's a cunt on /talk claiming Die Hard 2 was the best of the franchise.
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Sun 23 Dec 2012, 12:04, closed)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 16:15, closed)
Bully.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 17:02, closed)
you are a monumental ballbag
and I hope you get AIDS for Xmas. the bad kind.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 18:43, closed)
To get AIDS for Christmas
you need Santa to come down a different hole than the chimney.
(Rise and Fall of the Atomic Cabbage Haven't you heard of suspension of disbelief?, Sun 23 Dec 2012, 21:07, closed)
There's only one Ballbag. 4evaInArHartz

(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 7:37, closed)
Stealing the limelight
Right here.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 8:05, closed)
fuck sake Ringo,
Stalking him and watching for his every post is a bit sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Dec 2012, 18:08, closed)

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