"I know you are but what am I?"
Not aimed at you KP. Of course.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:22, 1 reply)

You smell of wee and poo

(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:24, closed)

Your choice in spouse may be questionable and
you might be overweight.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:30, closed)

You are all worthless pawns that I consider to be ants
But I will invest a lot of time arguing with you and telling you how little you mean to me.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:32, closed)

My story is that I ask
what your story is with a slightly sarcastic/sardonic tone.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:37, closed)

Everything I say is witty and considerably more original than what you say.
Cheers.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 9:53, closed)

Cheers.
I'm looking for a pic of Steve McDonald as we speak.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:20, closed)

No, it's only funny and original when I say it.
Which dullard are you again? I'm soooo superior that you all blend into one. Although I seem to remember/search quite well if required.
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:25, closed)

But search is broken you c**t!
I have an OkCupid account so therefore not only am I unfaithful to my wife but I have gone from a sex-pest to a sex offender.
Also my chin isn't that big!
EDIT: Also you take screenies where you emphasise certain words by enlarging them. That's being a boss at shopping but kinda creepy.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:31, closed)

You had better get to bed soon
Santa won't come if you're awake.
(reference to you being a child, a sex offender, or worse, ginger, here)
(Kliper Filllets Getting noticed by twats on the internet since, Mon 24 Dec 2012, 10:45, closed)

At least he won't stick a finger up my bum.
Cause I'm not a dog!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:59, closed)

No, you're a sex offender because you're a rapist.
with an ugly wife.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Mon 24 Dec 2012, 11:24, closed)

That's a pretty big accusation.




















_{My wife is a stone, cold fox I'll have you know.}
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 10:03, closed)

shes dead?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 11:54, closed)