The "trolls" on here need Ignore 3.0.
Take Docter Jiambowleck for instance. Such a desperate sad act, that it deems it necessary to try and call people out for logging in and out to bypass 2.0 while feverishly doing the same itself. Ignore 3.0, once opted in, would limit its viewing to its own and approved sockpuppet's posts (AB?) as it intends and not be visible to anyone else. Same amount of "comedy" visible as it intends, more room for actual comedy for us.
(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:41, 2 replies)

I hear 'outside' is lovely at this time of year.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:51, closed)

Merry christmas petal.
You angry lady on the internet. Have a good 1.

EDIT: Actually it's pretty fucking grim outside atm.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:55, closed)

Man I am so glad I live
in my 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom house with a pool, no mortgage, full aircon, solar panels on the roof for power, a bore, a raintank and did I mention a 44000L. saltwater pool?

I also enjoy driving my wife's SUV and my 4x4 dual cab cars around. Both of which we own outright.



I fucken hate orange juice and croissants tho!

EDIT: we're catching up with our tenant tomorrow - she's an old friend. She lives in our rental property, the one we lived in before we moved to this house. We rent it to her very cheaply but we don't need the money and we have the piece-of-mind that she's looking after the place.
Unfortunately it doesn't have a pool (or a mortgage either!) but it does have a 3-phase powered workshop which I do miss sometimes.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 6:31, closed)

It's been a hot, sunny day.

I did a couple of lamb roasts (a boneless leg & a rack) on the weber (kettle bbq), a couple of batches of prawns, potato & garden salad (herbs & vegies from "the garden") and some chilli mussels.
Me and the kid had a few swims - the best was probably this morning after we got back from fishing.
A quiet day - no family (the outlaws came yesterday) but a few friends round for a feed.
All in all a top notch day!


Every time I read one of the cuntiest comments some of the people here throw at me occasionally I need to remind myself that this is my reality. And despite the screams of burning rubber from Honda Accords, not 1 word of it is a lie.
Good times.
EDIT: Actually I am quite partial to croissants.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 11:52, closed)

I do like a man with incredibly low expectations.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 14:22, closed)

It sounds amazing. I especially like the idea of a 44000 litre saltwater pool, which I assume is where your fat whale of a wife lives.
Your life sounds idyllic, waking up every morning in your dream house, deciding which of your TWO bathrooms to have a shit in, trotting down to the pool to throw a bucket of fish in for your wife's breakfast and then spending the rest of the day tending to your solar powered OkCupid profile.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 1:14, closed)

It's pretty clear who the bore is at your house.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 17:34, closed)

oh man
He's totes going to 2.0 your ass for that.

Which makes me wonder why he even bothers with B3ta.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 17:38, closed)

Well 2.0 clearly doesn't work.
I'm pretty sure there's a css/php trick to be logged in and logged out in different tabs - I'd say the l33t hax0r that Shambo is that's probably what he's doing.
I love that he's calling himself a "regular" here and that those of us who haven't been sad, angry little men for as long as he has are less because we haven't been around so long.
He might wish to wonder why there aren't so many "regulars" (aside from the "flies on shit" bunch) around any longer.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 3:54, closed)

Nail on head mate. Merry Christmas

(Dr. ShamboIic Minister for Sport for Papua New Guinea, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:31, closed)

wait, so which regulars are welcome to use this free website and messageboard, and which ones aren't?
And anyway, if they no longer post then how can they be 'regulars'? Surely they are now 'former users'?

You cretinous oaf.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:34, closed)

I love your icon too plummie.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:49, closed)

Two things here Ringo:
1- You can choose to hide your icon, so no icon doesn't necessarily mean no donation.
2- There's no requirement to make a cash donation to the site; it's optional and confers no extra privileges or rights.

So, especially as you have no icon either, I fail to see your point.

Have I donated? It's the same reason as I don't discuss that time I fucked your wife. I don't like talking about my charity work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 12:58, closed)

Zing!
Ask yourself, do you imagine I really care whether you've donated to this site or not?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 25 Dec 2012, 13:13, closed)

You raised icons, so you tell me.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 13:35, closed)

Hey, he didn't get his two bathrooms and his solar panels and his saltwater pool and his SUV and his prawns by just giving his money away to the internet.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 0:59, closed)

^ crying on Christmas day ^

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 13:51, closed)

^ cruising okCupid for a tag team partner on Boxing Day ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 14:08, closed)

Woohoo!


I have no idea what okCupid means
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 14:20, closed)

I meant Ringofyre, soz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 14:49, closed)

Awww man.
I totally thought I was going to get some Christmas wrestling action.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 26 Dec 2012, 14:53, closed)