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Last week, I thought we'd run over and killed something. After steeling myself to get out and find the body of somebody's beloved pet, I found we'd squished a bin bag. When has something turned out not as grim as you first thought?

(, Thu 20 Dec 2012, 12:38)
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I came around on my back in the bath.
How my head missed the taps as I fell I don't know, and how I managed to escape without even a bruise is a mystery.
Turns out I had a minor nose bleed in the night, due to too much akcohol, and when I coughed some fell into the sputum -- so I fainted because I thought I had coughed up blood from my lungs.
See also the (mentioned before by others, I think) scares beetroot causes.
(, Tue 25 Dec 2012, 23:13, 2 replies)
This is rubbish. Kill yourself.

(, Thu 27 Dec 2012, 5:11, closed)
Sadly I lack the means to do it properly.
If you want to help then sign up to the "Me, I'm not..." Whisk[e]y and Gin/Genever fund.
(, Sat 29 Dec 2012, 22:18, closed)

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