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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Room 101Same theme as the BBC 2 programme presented by funnyman Paul Merton. Effectively 5 things you hate and want to be locked into 'Room 101', never to be seen again. Mine would be:-
- Cyclists- a nuisence plain and simple- and YOU get blamed if you run them over!
- Tennis / Wimbledon / Pimms / Strawberry's & Cream. Represents all that is wrong with Britain. See also Cliff Richard, Sue Barker, tennis courts packed with idiots for a month
- DJ's who pretend to like footy to increase their popularity, despite previously announcing their hatred for it
- Formula 1- VVVVVRRRROOOOOMMMMMM! Shite
- A Question of Sport- awful. Basic, out-of-date humour given a platform by idiots who fear change, and acted out by pre-scripted sportsmen who manage to unintentionally show why they are sportsmen and not comedians. See also Sue Barker.
Missed the catagory on being rude to famous people. Playing Sunday League Footy last year in Didsbury, when confronted by a new team-mate who (sniggering) announced I looked like a 'fat Harry Kewell'.
I responded that he looked like 'a fucking low-budget ex-England fast bowler Peter Martin', forgetting he had previously introduced himself as 'Pete'.
Not sure if he didn't pass to me for that reason, or simply because I'm shite
Apologies for length, but it is my debut post!
(, Tue 15 Jun 2004, 11:07, Reply)
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