Things you wish you'd never said
We've all done it: blurted something out without thinking about it, and wished for the ground to swallow us up.

What have you said/done that you wish you could take back?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 10:36, 5 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Oh yes. Bring this QOTW on
I can imagine popular responses along the lines of:

1) I do
2) I intend to vote New Labour, actually
3) But the Minstrels were funny!
4) I'm taking the missus to see "My Best Friend's Wedding"
5) Can we not discuss where our relationship is going right now?
6) You know I'm not sure that those hipsters are really "you"
7) I'm not going to take advantage of you in your delicate state. If you don't mind I'll kip on the floor/sofa.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 17 Jan 2008, 11:08, Reply)

And other greats, such as
1) Well, yes, your best friend is quite attractive.
2) Actually, my parents didn't like you
and
3) I quite liked "The Phantom Menace"
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:29, Reply)

Actually, I did quite like The Phantom Menace...
at least, up to the end of the opening credits. Then it all went a bit tits.

*Hang on* tits are great. I need to rethink that statement...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:43, Reply)

She said
"Do i look fat in this?"

I said "yes"
(Barry Chuckle has gone out in the thong to feed the pigeons, Thu 17 Jan 2008, 12:54, Reply)

Oops I wish I hadn't said that!
Around 1.30 in the morning I got a call from a mate in a drunk and distressed state. He had been forcibly ejected from a party after allegedly making an inappropriate remark to a girl in her early teens. He wanted to fight the guys who chucked him out and the whole world it seemed. Eventually I calmed him down and went back to sleep.

The next night at 2.00 in the morning the phone rang "Now what?" I thought. I picked the phone up and screamed "Fuck off and die!" Just as I was about to slam the receiver down I heard a voice "Its XYZ Security here there has been a break-in at your work, the police need you to attend and I don't like being told to fuck off and die!"

Ooops!
( Vambo, Fri 18 Jan 2008, 9:23, Reply)