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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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I once lived near a schooland if you live near a school on a night when there's a play on or it's parents' evening then you know how bad it can be when people park wherever the fuck they want. I had one person park literally across my drive and blocked me in.
I was not impressed.
My first reaction was to go and stove his/her car doors in and get creative with some keys on his/her paintwork. After deciding against it, I went with a better, more subtle plan.
I like tinned fish and proceeded to open a tin and, under the cover of darkness, smeared the contents in the radiator grill.
Driving home, I sure (s)he found it odd, maybe even amusing, that there was a fishy smell in the car, especially as the engine got warm. The following day it might not have been so funny. Or the following week. All the way up until they sold the car.
Needless to say, I had the last laugh.
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