My Life: The Soap Opera
Have you ever caught your wife in bed with your brother/husband/best friend? Ever gone away for a few months, only to find you've been replaced by a younger, better looking version of yourself?
Buried your husband?
Slept with your long-lost evil twin?
Ever had one of those really dramatic, dun dun-dun dun moments like at the end of Eastenders?

In what way is your life like a soap, ever had anything happen to you so incredulous it could easily have been a plot from Corrie?

I have loads of these, because everyone I know is a shitebag :D

PS Soaps are shit.
(tiger blood and Adonis DNA, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 12:56, 14 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

This may be the best suggestion ever!
*clicks*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 13:25, Reply)

brilliant
absolutely brilliant idea *click*
(apo-dap, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 17:55, Reply)

Clickety
Click.
( Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Wed 9 Apr 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Bert
I think you are the only one who has had sex with a long-lost evil twin.....before you killed him! (or did he kill you? I read through those replies but now I don't remember)
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:44, Reply)

Citadel
Your life is a bit of a soap opera.

But you're still a dear.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 1:46, Reply)

Brilliant!
And cunning too, indeed, more cunning than a fox who's been appointed Professor of Cunning at Cambridge.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 10:46, Reply)

Cheers everyone!
You're all ace.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:11, Reply)

This is cool
And I have a couple of epic tales...
( Cawl, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:39, Reply)

When they change the QOTW
it'd better be to my idea, or... or.. ... I'll, I'll...

CRY.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 11:44, Reply)

Last few years
Over the last two and a half years my friends have been constantly referring to my life as 'Like a soap opera'. I'm sure at this stage I could fill this one myself.
(oeb, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Love it!!!
Man, I have SUCH a good one...nobody's gonna believe it's real though...
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:51, Reply)

..fluffles
that's the trouble with life, at times it becomes so ridiculous even Home and Away wouldn't use it as a storyline.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 12:56, Reply)

This HAS to get picked
I could fill up the board!
(Peek_a_Boo forgot how fun B3ta was until, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:34, Reply)

Coma Police
I was going to post this suggestion 13 weeks ago.

But whilst having plastic surgery, I lapsed into a coma and have only just come out of it.
(Steve The Monkey, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 15:11, Reply)