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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Stroke of luckwith a twist.
1. running so so so late for my first day at work. fuck and bollocks. i had 10 minutes to get there and was a good 20 minutes walk away. I decided to go down a dodgy short cut. 8 minutes to get there. no chance. look - a bike! er, looks a lot like the one i have locked in my garage..or did. some bastard had broken in overnight and decided to have it, realised it was too shite to bother carrying and dumped it there - all ready and waiting for me. I got there on time.
this doesnt have such a happy ending.
2. Late for work (a different place, i got sacked for poor attendance from #1 above. pissing it down. half way to the bus station and faced with 20 minutes of getting really wet. Lorry pulls up, he winds the window down "mate, which way is it to the bus station...and do you want a lift" i couldnt believe my luck. That was because i didnt have any that day, the dirty git left a half eaten yorkie or something on the seat. a combination of my moist and warm thigh metled it perfectly to my arse.
(, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:05, Reply)
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