
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
( , Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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i recently updated my zombie survival escape/defence plan after moving house. tell us all your plans for survival on that inevitable day when the zombies finally attack!
( , Mon 12 May 2008, 22:37, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

I have these plans for home + work, and generally 'assess' most places I visit.
Hope this gets picked for qotw
*clicks*
( , Thu 15 May 2008, 14:36, Reply)

i always assess new places for ease of access for zombies. my ikea furniture can be disassembled in minutes and used to barricade doors and windows. i make sure i have plenty of dried food and candles at all times. also, my mate works in a place around the corner that has all mod cons, including bathroom and a fully-stocked and functioning kitchen. it also comes equipped with heavy metal shutters that can only be opened with the keys, which he has.
sod everyone else, i'm safe!
( , Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, Reply)

although I'm not sure if it'd work as a QOTW as the joke's more in the question than the answer.
Me? I live on an island. When people ask why, and question whether it's inconvenient, I tell them it's because it'll be a fantastic retreat when the zombies come.
( , Mon 19 May 2008, 21:05, Reply)

haven't you seen land of the dead? they walked across the bottom of the river to get to the city!
( , Wed 21 May 2008, 0:43, Reply)
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