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(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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i recently updated my zombie survival escape/defence plan after moving house. tell us all your plans for survival on that inevitable day when the zombies finally attack!
(, Mon 12 May 2008, 22:37, 4 replies, latest was 17 years ago)
I have these plans for home + work, and generally 'assess' most places I visit.
Hope this gets picked for qotw
*clicks*
(, Thu 15 May 2008, 14:36, Reply)
i always assess new places for ease of access for zombies. my ikea furniture can be disassembled in minutes and used to barricade doors and windows. i make sure i have plenty of dried food and candles at all times. also, my mate works in a place around the corner that has all mod cons, including bathroom and a fully-stocked and functioning kitchen. it also comes equipped with heavy metal shutters that can only be opened with the keys, which he has.
sod everyone else, i'm safe!
(, Fri 16 May 2008, 15:27, Reply)
although I'm not sure if it'd work as a QOTW as the joke's more in the question than the answer.
Me? I live on an island. When people ask why, and question whether it's inconvenient, I tell them it's because it'll be a fantastic retreat when the zombies come.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:05, Reply)
haven't you seen land of the dead? they walked across the bottom of the river to get to the city!
(, Wed 21 May 2008, 0:43, Reply)
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