Best Tabloid Headline Ever
'Hop off you Frogs' is a personal favourite - alongside the Al Quaeda expose headed 'The Bin Men' which still makes me smile years later.

What's yours?

(thanks, I'll have a pint etc etc)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 May 2008, 10:37, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mine was a lovely story about Saddam and Osama getting married
I only saw the cover, but there were photos.

Then a few months later, since they could not have natural children of their own, they adopted a monkey-boy.

Saddam was a lovely bride.
( flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 17 May 2008, 10:04, Reply)

there are so many...
SERBS 'EM RIGHT: New York Daily News headline after NATO planes attacked former Yugoslavia

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU: N.Y. Post headline on a story about U.S.-Brazil World Cup quarterfinal, which was taking place on U.S. Independence Day (July 4th).

BONKING BORIS MADE ME PREGNANT: News of the World's nuanced, subtle description of a story the Times had described as being ``a complication in his personal life.''
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 18 May 2008, 0:22, Reply)

Story: Textual analysis suggests William Shakespeare may have been a bit fat
Headline: Tubby or not Tubby
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:43, Reply)

Super Cally Go Balistic Celtic Are Atrocious
They must have been saving that one up
( monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since, Wed 21 May 2008, 8:42, Reply)

RUMPY STUMPY
The Sun/Star/Sport/one of them talking about Heather Mills's alleged prostitution when younger. Or something.

Even better was one a few months later: can't remember what she was peeved about, but it was hilarious:

GRUMPY STUMPY


Sheer class.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 21 May 2008, 14:27, Reply)