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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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unwanted attentionthere is a banging noise on window and a wolf whistle. i turn around at my desk to see the accommodation window cleaner.
i can't even be flattered. he can't see me properly. If he could, there would be no wolf whistling. i am disheveled. my make up is smeared. i am wearing comfortable trousers of the baggy, stripy variety. my hair is at right angles.
i look around and scowl. it is my best scowl. this does not perturb him.
i go wandering out of my room. oh dear, they are at every window on my side of the building. i see them. i bang on flat mate's door. as it so happens, flat mate has left without my knowing it. it is blatant to the men at every window that i am trying to escape them.
i have nowhere to go. leaving the building means going right past them.
i go back to my desk with their laughter ringing in my ears and sulk.
there havent been enough stories of humiliation of late. bring 'em back!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 15:45, Reply)
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