What have you broken recently?
Last night, I went downstairs for a midnight snack. The lights out, I strolled through the lounge, casually picking up my hair brush which, through the power of several beers drunk and me being a bloke (after all, what fella (or lass for that matter) doesn't secretly want to be a ninja. Or a pirate), became an awesome ninja sword in my hands.

Stealthily I crept into the kitchen, holding my ninja brush high, and swung at an imaginary assailant whilst making bruce lee noises. Wai Yah! Crash! Bang! Tinkle!

Verily, I had smited the door frame with my awesome ninja skills, the hair brush had broken in two and the spiky bit had richocheted off the door frame, flown into the kitchen at a million miles an hour, and smashed a pint glass, before disappearing from view (Obviously a real ninja hair brush)

Whoops. I pissed myself laughing though, while hoping my neighbours hadn't heard my nocturnal bruce lee\burglar breaking into a house sound-a-like impression.
( LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Thu 29 May 2008, 11:47, Reply)