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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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awkward urinationswoke up very early one morning after a seriously heavy party busting for a piss, so stumbles out of bed and into the bathroom, turned the light on and my god what's that?
There was some porn stars willy where mine used to be, straight out and totally inflexible.
So the problem is how do I aim the damn thing?
worked out that if I leaned forwards holding on to the windowsill the angle would be about right.....bliss, but getting a bit whiffy, so smart me opens the window, oh dear gust of wind, down slams solid oak toilet seat and crack right on the edge of my swollen knob......needless to say the entire house was awakened by my girlish screams
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Dill, Wed 20 Oct 2004, 18:51,
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