Question of the Week suggestionsEach week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Hmm...This should cover some of it:
Hazel Blears - Savaged by a pack of rabid chipmunks
Simon Cowell - Extraction of vocal chords and jugular vein via his anus
Harriet Harman - Bra burned, with her still in it
Tony Blair - Being shot for bullshitting during a game of "Truth or Dare"
Westlife - Being executed by a noise pollution firing squad
Executives of Endomol - Being drowned in a merciless deluge of runny faeces
Kerry Katona - Being run over by an articulated lorry bearing the logo of Iceland
Margaret Thatcher - slowly losing her marbles (heh!)
Ricky Gervais - Being diagnosed with terminal smugness
John Prescott - Trauma to the head caused by repeated battering with a large, rubber cock
David Blunkett - Being led across the M25 by a faulty guide dog
Louis Walsh - Being slowly buried under twenty tons of CD cases, each bearing the gormless faces of a talentless Irish boy/girl band
David Cameron - In a manner befitting a member of the Tory Party; ie being bludgeoned to death with that large rubber cock again.
(, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 16:14, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
Can I add...Paul Dacre - Being Savaged by Melanie Phillips.
Melanie Phillips - Oh, who cares how. Just as long as she goes away...
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 18 Sep 2008, 11:14,
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