My new bike shop needs a name.
I'd really like to call it "The Pedal Files".

However, as that's likely to attract too many bricks through my windows, please suggest another.

Thanks!
( sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 0:36, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

The Chain Gang
Is it your very own bike shop or your LBS?
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:34, Reply)

It's my very own
(well, 1/3 of it, I have two business partners). And we're trying to find a name. I _really_ like the Pedal Files (or Pedalphilia) because it's so memorable, but I can't be bothered with all the people who think it's a complete taboo and any attempt at humour deserves Daily Mail castigation and probably burning at the stake...
( sanityclause is waiting until, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 20:46, Reply)

So I guess
EnCycloPaedo is out then.
(Axeman Jim, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 18:54, Reply)

Cyclepaths
As in psycopaths though having typed it I can see that it just says cycle paths. Cycopaths?

Bike Curious?
You could fill the whole shop with innuendo, "chain grease" would become "lube", "pumps" would be "blows", "tight shorts" would be err "tight shorts". Big pink glittery signs. A sign in the window "Ride me now - ask inside".
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 9:18, Reply)

This wins.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 8 Jan 2009, 10:46, Reply)

I like this...
Bike curious?
( sanityclause is waiting until, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 21:25, Reply)

I ask only one small favour in return
Is it possible that you could arrange for me to be Victoria Pendleton's saddle for a day?
( stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 18:50, Reply)