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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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When the earth should swallow you up.Or the art of putting both feet in your mouth.
When I was a young lad, I worked at McDonalds for a day installing a fire alarm. I'd never worked with the bloke I was assisting before and the first thing I noticed was that he had a glass eye. I pretended not to notice and decided not to mention it.
When lunch arrived he asked if I wanted anything from the 'restaurant'. I politely declined as I'd had the foresight to bring some sandwiches. When he returned to the van, he moaned about how much he had just spent for the meagre amount of food in front of him.
Without thinking I retorted; I'm not surprised mate. They have your fucking eyes out in there.
Lunch, and the remainder of the working day, was spent with an eerie awkward silence hanging in the air!
(, Sun 26 Feb 2006, 21:50, Reply)
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