
Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:
* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer
What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)
( , Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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(there are numerous stories, but this one is best I feel) is this: I was walking along the landing in my house. I went past my girlfriend who was bent over looking at something low down. Naturally, I spanked her across the arse with the book I was holding, but followed through the swing way too much and hit myself in the eye with the spine of the book, really quite hard.
Both hilarious and painful for all involved.
Tell us your stories
( , Wed 7 Oct 2009, 16:42, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to vote for this, but belive me, if it does win, my story is horrbile.
( , Thu 8 Oct 2009, 11:10, Reply)

I crippled my back for two years by falling out of the air onto my bike saddle, I hit a friend in the bollocks with an 80mph tennis serve, and I nearly died when I mistook marker poles warning of a hazard for ski run marker poles...
( , Sat 10 Oct 2009, 1:59, Reply)
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