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rob, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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Shouldn,t have done thatComing home after a hard days work,I was walking round the kitchen (in bare feet )when all of a sudden I had agonising pain in my foot.Hopping around screaming like a lunatic I spied the inflictor of said pain.... A FUCKING PLASTIC DUSTPAN...."Right you fucker" I screamed and threw it at the far wall hoping for the satisfaction of it smashing into pieces only for it stay intact.Not giving up my revenge I picked it up and proceeded to whack it against the wall now blind with rage only to stop when the blood started flowing from my fingers..My wifes face was a picture..Anyway after a trip to hospital with skinned knuckles and broken finger did I realise I SHOULDN,T HAVE DONE THAT................I,m sure there are moments of madness when us b3tans have been made to look like total fucking idiots,when at the time it seemed good. like smashing glass bottles with steel toe caps on(4 stitches),drunk,sober,stoned or just plain old showing off everyones got a storY......P.S the dustpan survived but its days are severely numbered.
(, Sat 29 Apr 2006, 2:21, Reply)
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