What's your creepiest experience with a homeless person?
Someone I know, named Bob, was sitting in their home when he heard a tapping on the sliding glass door that led to his backyard. He turned to see a homeless guy tapping on the door. He walked up to the door and the bum asked if he could have a sandwich. Bob said he didn't have any bread (lies!) so the bum asked if he could have a soda. Bob couldn't say no to that since he is addicted to soda and had about a dozen 12 packes stacked by the door. So he gave the bum a soda and the bum wandered off into the desert. Bob's roomate then walked into the room giggling. He had seen what the bum had done before tapping on the window. He had pissed on Bob's grill and barfed on the dog. Bob was not amused.
(evil_penguin_17 Robots of Doom... Attack!, Sun 4 Jun 2006, 22:40, Reply)