Most Shameful Wank
Yeah, I took one on the back of the C3 to Chester, because I could see the reflection of the HAWT chick's boobs and thighs reflected in the window as she sat in the front seat. I spooged on the floor and rubbed it in with my trainer. I feel guilty as fuck about this. What's your most shameful wank B3TA?
(goldfish23, Fri 11 Dec 2009, 11:27, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes
please. This gets my full support.
(StapMyVitals wouldn't mind a bit of that, Sat 12 Dec 2009, 20:20, Reply)

^ This will work
Though I'll give you crap odds that SpankyHanky will win.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 14 Dec 2009, 10:45, Reply)

I predict at least 10 posts from Spanky
on the popular page for this 'un :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 9:42, Reply)

at least
and with what will look like an exercise in euphamisms.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 15 Dec 2009, 10:53, Reply)

A few years back
After a week's snowboarding in France (sharing a room) I took the slow Sunday night train back to Wakefield. By coincidence, my ex was using the same train to get to Derby, and I spotted her walking down the platform after she'd disembarked. Shouted out of the window and had a chat and catch-up while waiting for the train to set off... then went into the bogs to relieve eight days' build-up with a bit of tosstalgia.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Wed 23 Dec 2009, 13:53, Reply)